Since I'm an idiot, I totally forgot to write yesterday. Whaaaaat, only the fifth day and I managed to forget... but I have this chronic short-term memory... and I also have ADD... (boo-ed by readers). Fine, fine, jeez. So to make up for it, today is the double grateful day!
First of all, as per my lovely friend's suggestion, I am grateful because I remember to be grateful, and thus I write on this blog again.
I often think that life is hard; it's so hard I've lost counts on how many times I want to jump from a tall building, or jump in front of a moving bus. I'm way too chicken to do that, of course! Besides, I believe Hell exists, so if I kill myself, I'll go to Hell where they'll fry me again, again, and again. Now I don't want that happening to me, see! If I keep on living, there might be chances, though low as it might be, that I can go to Heaven. To be honest, in-between not reading bible, and sometimes skipping church, and being overall bitter to the world, I kind of think there is no saving me. Do you know this statement from internet (bless you, internet): 'I will go to hell riding your c*BLEEP*k'. Pretty much it's gonna happen to me, because my next thing to be grateful of is...
PORN. *cough* Just kidding.
Well. Actually. Not really.
Maybe.
I'll definitely need to think something else to be grateful of... so probably today will be just Day 5.
Over and out!
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